How many people does it take to build a couch?

I don't care how many people it takes, at Jencikova it just takes too long. How can you wait 15 weeks (that's almost four months, one third of a year) to get a couch delivered to your place? Of course they won't tell you when you order it. What they will tell you is that it "normally" takes 8 to 10 weeks, which is already a long time but still realistic (they have to find a cow, kill the cow, make some leather, wait for a few trees to grow, etc). What they don't tell you is that at the end of those 10 weeks you get a letter saying that due to some problems blah blah blah delivery has been delayed of another 4 weeks.
Welcome to Jencikova. Bad bad service, Menheer Jencikova. And that's only part 1. Stay tuned for Jencikova's own Guilders to Euros policy.