She has two looks going on, so you'd think at least one of them wouldn't suck so bad, but of course, they do. Her pecs aren't really so impressive, she should really work out. My number one? I'll say she's my number two. Mind you, that's number two in a different sense than she has in mind.
I know you're thinking "what's with the lipstick?" Well, don't be judgmental- maybe she just ate a whole bucketload of ice cubes... and... and maybe the number one earring she wears is for the number of brain cells she has. You never really know with her, the poor thing has issues. I like how the people in the street near the end are like "WHY are we bloody here? This is NOT worth the 100 pounds she paid us to stand here, the bloody trollup."
The song is as much dorky as it is catchy and like everything else in the video, very dated. I dunno, what do you think, 2 and a half stars? Whatever. Enjoy the *crappiness* that is- Princess!