Video- ****
Song- **.5
PRINCESS??????
You could make the assertion that she taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk, but what you don't see is that the tow truck guy decided to tow her instead of her car. I'm not sure if her name is a reference to Prince or if it's pure delusion. I'm guessing it's a mixture of both, mixed with a tinge of derangement. I mean, who else wears a hot pink monkey hat in her only chance to have less than 15 minutes of fame? If you've ever heard of her, you're probably just her producer.
She has two looks going on, so you'd think at least one of them wouldn't suck so bad, but of course, they do. Her pecs aren't really so impressive, she should really work out. My number one? I'll say she's my number two. Mind you, that's number two in a different sense than she has in mind.
I know you're thinking "what's with the lipstick?" Well, don't be judgmental- maybe she just ate a whole bucketload of ice cubes... and... and maybe the number one earring she wears is for the number of brain cells she has. You never really know with her, the poor thing has issues. I like how the people in the street near the end are like "WHY are we bloody here? This is NOT worth the 100 pounds she paid us to stand here, the bloody trollup."
The song is as much dorky as it is catchy and like everything else in the video, very dated. I dunno, what do you think, 2 and a half stars? Whatever. Enjoy the *crappiness* that is- Princess!
She has two looks going on, so you'd think at least one of them wouldn't suck so bad, but of course, they do. Her pecs aren't really so impressive, she should really work out. My number one? I'll say she's my number two. Mind you, that's number two in a different sense than she has in mind.
I know you're thinking "what's with the lipstick?" Well, don't be judgmental- maybe she just ate a whole bucketload of ice cubes... and... and maybe the number one earring she wears is for the number of brain cells she has. You never really know with her, the poor thing has issues. I like how the people in the street near the end are like "WHY are we bloody here? This is NOT worth the 100 pounds she paid us to stand here, the bloody trollup."
The song is as much dorky as it is catchy and like everything else in the video, very dated. I dunno, what do you think, 2 and a half stars? Whatever. Enjoy the *crappiness* that is- Princess!
A very informative story and lots of really honest and forthright comments made! This certainly got me thinking about this issue, nice one all.
Posted by: Vibram Five Fingers Sale | June 14, 2011 at 10:54 PM
If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.
Posted by: Cheap Jordans | May 19, 2011 at 08:09 PM
Yeah - it's not a great video but it's of it's time. The song was a top 10 hit in the UK in 1985 and it was and is brilliant - despite what you may think! Sort of an SOS band track and one of SAWs earliest hit productions. Lovely but you're too young to know that.
Posted by: Nico B | November 03, 2010 at 09:55 PM
Weel, Princess, you are really number one. Your look gorgeous. Thank you for sharing this video. I had fun from this site. Keep it up.
Posted by: HAIR EXTENSION | October 14, 2010 at 12:29 AM
This was the jam for many. I certainly don't look down on this artist for her style or anything of the such.
It's British R&B 80's style. You're passing judgement on the video and song and Princess in the context on your time. Then when this song came out, it was THE jam and made many people fall in love.
Sorry for it not being hipper or more artsy fartsy or "kewl". This style is something you simply do not understand and idiots make jokes of what you don't understand or is not part of your world. Plus, you may actually feel excluded but the song, style is NOT for YOU.
Posted by: IdiotTrashFan | April 07, 2010 at 02:19 AM
Costumes styled by the muppets. Giant #1 Earing provided exlusively from the Sesame St. collextion. Hair by Willie Vanillie
Posted by: D Justyn Ryan | May 06, 2009 at 09:48 PM
please move out of teh way i want to see what bmx parts they have
Posted by: ian | March 12, 2008 at 03:14 PM
This video is so cheesy I could grate it and put it on my nachos! Uh, this sucks! Change it, Beavis!
Posted by: Michelle Nightingale | January 21, 2008 at 07:43 PM
"Excume me Ms. Princess, could you please get out of the way so we can continue riding our bikes k thx? Also, I think you'll find that your hat is on crooked."
Posted by: Joey Headset | January 21, 2008 at 01:59 AM