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Falco - Der Kommissar

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Song- **.5

Duh... Kommissar's In Town...

WTF is up with this? Don't you just flippin LOVE, or possibly HATE the way the vid starts out. It's like COME ON, dude, PLEASE get a life. Unfortunately, the dude died in 1998 (!), so he really can't. I just can't understand why he felt the need to be so retarded in this vid. It's obviously a cry for help. Professional help.
The song is just so uber-catchy. That's not necessarily a good or bad thing, it just means it can be very annoying at times. I was sure there was a English version to it, but then again I start to wonder- do I really care? No. I have to say that while the chorus is fun, the rest of the song is just SO BLAH. It's like "blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.... duh kommissar's in town- whoa oh OH..." But I will admit to attempting to do the Roger Rabbit to it. We're all human... at least I am, not sure about this freak.

The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way

Video- ****
Song- *****

Love MY Way BEEATCH!

This is a cool song, it's from The Wedding Singer soundtrack. I heard somebody say that it doesn't sound dated, it sounds like it still has relevance today, and I can definitely see that. I can't say exactly what makes it good, other than having a unique sound and a kind of full atmosphere to it. It's really the atmosphere that makes it such a deep, passionate song. I can't get what the lyrics are about so I'll leave that up to your interpretation.
Video is pretty standard, the band playing and it's mostly in b&w, with some added coloration here and there, kinda artsy. Just not a lot to make fun of, besides the guy's scraggly-lookin' face. :)

Animotion - Obsession

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<Singing> I'm Her Obsession, She's A Slut

How retarded are these people, really? Like, what are they trying to accomplish here? SERIOUSLY!!! They can't be for real, this must be a joke, a 80's parody or spoof. Who ever heard of ANIMOTION anyway!?!!? Don't you just hate all the smug looks? Sadly, it's not a spoof, as I remember this song from my childhood. Back then, I guess I thought it had a nice sound, but let's face it even a 5 year old can smell cheese, and this reeks.
I think the girl is trying to get our attention- what's that she's babbling about? "Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly, I will collect you, and capture you." Is THAT what butterflies do? I mean I don't honestly know but I thought they had better things to do then making trouble with cocky, sport-jacket-wearing yuppies. That could be the most retarded lyric ever- oh wait- it's about HER collecting the butterfly. Oh ok. Well it's still dumb.
The ratings for this song and video: sorry, I had to give up, it's too ridiculous for anyone to judge. And, HEY HEY- DON'T go write on the vid's comment page on YouTube that it's your freakin' favorite song or whatever, or that there's some kind of hidden message within all of that "ass-making-of themselvesery"- I will completely disown you! ALL of you!!!

Dominatrix - Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight

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Song- *****

Trashy ENOUGH???

D- d- d- d- d- dom- d- d- d- dom- dom- dom- Dominatrix Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Sorry, I just like how this vid starts off- it's pretty trippy, and VERY VERY 80s. Not to mention trashy. VERY VERY trashy. I also like the little tinkling melody from the synths, it's kinda cute. A strange thing for a video that's about S&M, but somehow it works.
I wonder if any of you have ever heard of this song, this band or this Dominatrix??? I sure haven't. I couldn't even find any info about the band. Maybe it's cause they're German? I don't know. I like that point where at the garage the sign says "Ball joints - End repairs" I can't help thinking that was put there on purpose. This chick looks like she's about to eat that mechanic alive with a knife and fork.
Wait- no way- that blond hair was just a wig??? LOL "Women beat their men... animals watch beyond the fire..." LOL let's just hope the animals keep their distance, otherwise it's a whole other genre of porn we're talking about. I really like the end where the melodies become disconnected- that's really cool- a GREAT ending to a fantastic vid.

The Mary Jane Girls - Candy Man

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Song- *****

Oh So Slutalicious

This vid is just oh so slutalicious...

ENJOY.

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M - Popmuzik

Video- ***.5
Song- ***.5

They Can't Even Spell Their Band Name Right

The original spelling of the band was N, but somebody made a typo and now they use this one. Apparently, David Bowie provided the handclaps in the song. Thanks for the contribution, Dave. I don't really get a lot of what's going on here, but I actually like the song. It's quirky and upbeat. It reminds me a lot of The Buggles' "Video Killed The Radio Star" 'cause there's this vibe about so many things in the video trying to be like uber-cool and none of them actually working.
The skinny bitches are obviously not working. Not at all. They're there to be skinny, and they look stupid, but not the "bad" kind of stoopid, I mean just ordinary and traditional stupid. I kinda like the chubbier girl, she's obviously the real singer. You know, the way she moves while she sings at least she looks like she knows what she's doing which is more than I can say about the other three.

Blondie - Rapture

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Song- *****

Blondie's BACK

That's right, more than a year after the "Tide Is High" video by Blondie premiered here on trashfan.com, she's making a comeback with this one, called "Rapture". This could be one of THE best songs of all time. I was very happy to grow up with Blondie's music in my house and the car. I have very fond memories of it all. It was also a great introduction to all the different kinds of music that I listen to nowadays, since the band's music somehow tapped into a kind of universal sound that seems to transcend the musical genres.
Video is very interesting and cool. Very funky with the guy in the white suit and top hat dancing around in that freaky-deaky way- apparently he's like some hip-hop producer? I don't know. I think I read it on wikipedia.org.