More Like Colonel Sanders
This guy is a real freak. No, freak isn't the right word. I'm looking in the thesaurus- maybe weirdo is the right word I'm looking for. He's confused he says. I'll bet he's confused- he wants to be in jail, that's called confusion of sexual preference. I'll bet he'd love to be confused and trapped with a bunch of big, bad boys. What's up with "Colonel" and his costume? It's confusing. And I'm SO confused about the mustache I feel trapped. Actually that's his real given name which makes me feel sorry for him but at the same time makes me sick. Check out the people just doing nothing but diggin' his song. They're so well paid. The smiles are so fake!
This is such a copy of Alexander O'Neal's "Criticize" it's ridiculous. It's got some different elements, but he really stole a little too much. Somebody should really lock him up and throw away the key. That being said, I kinda like the song. It's just cheesy and stupid, perfect for this site.