Who's Gay? Not Them, No No!
I really don't understand this song. It's so hyper and the instruments are played so quickly it's hard to get a grasp on the music. I think it's George Michael trying to do the funk thing but it's just not really working. This is one of those embarrassing 80's disasters that all parties involved (including us, the viewers) are ashamed of. The song's "message": that young guns shouldn't get married, there's "danger in emotional ties- death by matrimony." Now why would a straight up, healthy heterosexual male say something like that? Here you can visit George Michael's website. I believe it's called www.agin'.com
I just realized that, actually, this video is merely the live performance, while the real video is actually pretty much exactly the same. I'll put it on this site once I start to actually care. As for this particular video, it pretty much follows the song. George Michael must truly be embarrassed watching it now, it's got him dancing around even campier than a drag queen, and there's a part where he's dancing with a cop. If the cop had been male, it would have been so much more appropriate. Extra points on this video for the disaster-quality. Watch out for that clever choreography- you could poke somebody's eye out with it.
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