Ain't She A Slapper ( = "slut" in Queen's English)
Oh yeah, baby, is she hot on her yacht with her plastic sunglasses and fake-gold earrings. You can tell she has a much better life than any of us- gets to rent a yacht and a Porsche and act like a slut any time she tapes a music video. She was a “page 3 girl” (topless ho) in England and I suppose she’s kinda purty but I think she’s got a face the size of a watermelon.
The song is kinda catchy but it’s just the tiniest bit commercial sounding, isn’t it? It doesn’t get more bubble-gum pop, factory produced than this. Even the effects on the voice as well as the harmonies are quite metallic and cold. From some people’s viewpoints, this is materialistic 80s at its worst. But hey, let’s not take it too seriously. That would give it too much credit.
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